DAYGLO NECROS.

Oh, and pre-order DAYGLO NECROS right-this-very-instant to snag yourself four, limited edition postcards of...who else? Calabrese!  They'll be signed, kissed, chewed on, whatever you so desire.  Think of it as a batch of oversized baseball cards you won't be embarrassed by when someone figures out you don't like baseball.  Think of it as the perfect sized snapshot you can shove in the frame of your mirror to fool people into thinking one of us is your boyfriend away at war.

I will admit, that would be creepy.  But so what?

Also, if you're wondering what I think you're wondering, then yes, we are posing in front of a giant glacier.

CALABRESE - Believe in Rock and Roll!

CALABRESE - Believe in Rock and Roll!

CALABRESE - Believe in Rock and Roll!

CALABRESE - Believe in Rock and Roll!

CALABRESE - Believe in Rock and Roll!

Hit up www.CalabreseRock.com to get your pre-order on today!