Writing a rock and roll song in under a minute.

You just gotta buy booze!

Okay, it's a little more complicated than that. Well, not really. Let me explain:

So I was shopping for delicious, warm sake in the aisles of a liquor store, when I found this gem of a sign:

ICHI NI SAN BOMB!

If that doesn't get you pumped up, you're unpumpable. And you should change that. And then write a song about it. Simple power chords, snarling vocals, lots of back-ups, repeat the phrase over in a chorus and you're done.

Also, I found a Gummi bear the size of a dog. Fuck yes!