Well, here it is! Spread the word, tell your friends, watch it until your eyes bleed all sorts of weird liquids. A total labor of love, we hope you enjoy it as much as we hated filming it. I stood in the sun for, oh, twelve hours straight. You can't blame me for the negativity.
Honestly, though, it was really fun to screw around in a western town dressed up as a bright green vampire, complete with cape and custom fangs. Actually, it was more fun to walk around gas stations as that ugly creature for a few pitstops on the way up to the location. People thought I was a fucking madman.